Escorts Dictionary

Agency = An organization that manages several escort girls. An agency handles the advertising, calls and reservations. The agency shares the revenue with the escort girls.
Amazon = A tall, strong, often masculine woman
ABS = Approved by Sanni
AMP = Asian Massage Parlor
Artificial Insemination = The act of manually inserting sperm into a woman’s vagina
Around the world = Anilingus and Fellatio
Asian = Anilingus, erotic stimulation achieved by contact between mouth and anus
Asian Cowgirl = Woman rides on top during intercourse, squatting over the man on her feet, not on her knees
ATM = Ass to mouth. Take penis or finger out of her ass and directly into her mouth
Attempts = Derived from the airline industry. The number of times she tried to reach an orgasm. For instance: “My escort allowed multiple attempts” which means she allowed more than one orgasm
ATF = All Time Favorite
Aunt Flo is around or the Russian are Visiting = When a girl has her menstruation
B&S = Bait & Switch. When the escort girl that shows up at the door does not match in any shape or form the internet or newspaper advertisement
Babyback = Petite, young, attractive Asian escort girl
Bag = a condom. Could for instance be used as “BJ in a bag”= Blow Job with a condom
Bait and Switch = Bait & switch: Internet, newspaper, or phone advertisements, which may include photos, written or verbal descriptions, do not match the woman who shows up, or she has been grossly misrepresented
Baja Sur = Genitals, derived from Spanish and literary means “the low south”
Balloons = Breast implants
Bareback = Without a condom or bag
BBBJ = Bareback Blow Job = oral stimulation of penis without a condom
BBBJTC = Bareback Blow Job To Completion. Oral stimulation of the penis to orgasm without using a condom. (The escort might spit the sperm or she might swallow it)
BBW = Big Beautiful Woman. Can also be used as an euphemism for heavy, overweight bitch
BCD = Behind Closed Doors
BDSM = Bondage, Discipline, Sado-Masochism
Beret = A condom
BF = Boyfriend
BFE = Boyfriend Experience. A professional escort will give the client the feeling that he is dating his lovely girlfriend, forgetting about the fact that he is paying for it
BHSTE = Bram Has Seen This Escort
Birdwatching = BBBJTC whereby the escort swallows the sperm
Bisexual = A person who is sexually and emotionally attracted to both women and men
Blackhole = Anus
BLS = Ball licking and sucking
Blue Pill = Viagra
Blue Steel = Viagra
Brown Shower = Defecation on your escort girl or your escort girl on you
BS = Body Slide, whereby the escort may slide her body on yours using oil
Butch = A woman who adopts what would be considered masculine characteristics
Butter face = An escort with a very attractive body, but an ugly face
Cash and Dash = A rip-off whereby the escort shows up, takes the money, but doesn’t deliver or provide the goods or service
CBJ = Covered Blow Job. Fellatio with a condom
CC = Credit Card
CC Rider = An escort who is discounting her usual price
CD = Cross-dresser. Transvestite escort. An escort who adopts the dress and often the behavior typical of the opposite sex especially for purposes of emotional or sexual gratification
CFS = Covered Full Service
CIM = Cum in mouth
Civil Union = A Civil Union grants gay and lesbian couples the same rights and responsibilities as marriage
Civilian = A woman who makes herself available for sexual encounters, without the payment element. Civilians are often less discreet then a professional escort and might want a relationship…………and you do not want that……do you?
Clockwatcher = A term used for an escort who counts the minutes until the session is over. Usually used to describe an escort girl who rushes things and does not enjoy her work
Collar and Cuffs match = An escort with matching pubic and natural hair-color (redheads, blonds, brunettes)
Commercial Company = Prostitution
Completion = Orgasm. Used when the escort gave a bareback blowjob to completion
Cover = A condom
Cowgirl = An escort who rides on top, knees astride
Crime scene action = Sexual activity during her period
Crone = An old or older escort woman
Cruising = Looking for an escort or more likely a prostitute while driving around
Cups of coffee = Orgasms which could be used as “We drank several cups of coffee”
Dance and Dash = A rip-off. The escort shows up, takes your money, dances a little and leaves
Date = A session with an escort
DATO = or “Dining at the O’s” = oral stimulation of the anus
DATY = or “Dining at the Y’s” = oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris
DDE = An escort that doesn’t do any extras
DDG = Drop Dead Gorgeous
Deep throat = Blow Job where the whole length of the penis is “swallowed”
Delta Omega Gamma or “Doggy Style” = when the escort is on knees and hands and you take her from behind
Deposit = When the escort requires an upfront payment in advance of a session
DFK = Deep French Kissing, kissing with tongue
Donation = Payment to an escort. Many or even most escorts will not talk about the payment but about the donation
Doubles = A threesome with two escorts
DP = Double Penetration
Drag King = an escort who dresses to look like a man, usually for performance reasons
DT = Deep throat. Blow Job whereby the whole length of the penis is “swallowed”
Marin Muyser disease = an escort with an unattractive face
Ellie = the Police
Enhancements = Breast implants
Envelope = Often cash payments for the escort are placed in an envelope, rather than handing her cash directly, or discussing money
Face painting = ejaculating on escort’s face
Facial = ejaculating on escort’s face
FBSM = Full Body Sensual Massage. Not usually full service. Expect only massage usually nude or topless and maybe a handjob
Five-O = A police officer
HWP = Height and Weight Proportional (i.e. “normal” build)
Incall = the client goes to the place of the escort. Could be a hotel, motel, studio apt, her residence
Independent or Indie = an escort who works on her own, without an agency affiliation
Interpreter = Condom For instance used as “She spoke French without the aid of an interpreter”
IPO = Initial public offering. Used to denote the public introduction of a new escort
ISO = In Search Of
Italian = Similar to Russian, but penis between partners butt cheeks
Jack Shack = Refers to an establishment that is not usually full service; expect only massage (usually nude or topless) and handjob, but more services might be available
Jimmy Hat = a condom
John = a customer
L/A/S = Looks/Attitude/Service: A subjective ranking system. Each criteria separately ranked, from lowest (1) to highest (10). Examples: 2/9/8 = Unnattractive, but very friendly and good sex. 10/5/4 = Model material, but a poor attitude, and mediocre sex
Landing Strip = Description of pubic hair
LFK = Light french kissing. (no heavy tongue)
Little blue helper = Viagra
Little blue pill = Viagra
LMP = Licensed Massage Practitioner
Lone Star = someone who has only had sex with one person in their lif
Lot Lizard = A prostitute that works primarily in truck stop parking lots
Madame or MamaSan = owner of an escort agency
Mall or Escort Mall = A website that advertises many different escort girls form many agencies or independents
Man in a boat or little man in a boat = Clitoris
Mediterranean = Anal sex for instance used as “She took me on a trip to the mediterranean”
Merkin = Pubic hair wig
MG = Massage Girl
Mileage = term used to describe value for money and/or how accomodating the escort is. Good mileage usually means she either charges less than average, provides better L/A/S than average or a combination of the two
MILF = Mom I’d like to fuck
Mish or Missionary = Missionary position. Man on top during intercourse
MMF, MFM, MFF = Threesome designations. For instance MMF = male, male, female or MFF = male, female, female
Mohawk = Description of pubic hair
MP = Massage Parlor
MPA = Massage Parlor Attendant
MSOG = Multiple shots on goal. The escort allows you to have more than 1 orgasm during the session
Multiple Pops = The escort allows you to have more than 1 orgasm during the session
Newbie = a new escort girl or client
No-Show = Escort or Client never shows up for an appointment
No-Touch = No touching allowed
Nooner = a lunch-time or afternoon session, popular with married hobbyists
NQBC = Non-quitter, but covered. CBJ to completion
NQBS = Non-quitter, but spitter. BBBJTC and spits your ejaculation
NQNS = Non-quitter, non-spitter. BBBJTC and swallows your ejaculation
O or Os = Orgasm, orgasms
Off-the-clock = Activities that occur with an escort for which she chooses not to charge for. For instance “We had a nooner off-the-clock”
Out or Outed = Private, personal information on a client or escort that is made public. For instance someone’s real name and address is posted to a public forum
Outcall = The escort comes to your hotel or house
OWO = Oral Without. BJ without a condom
Party hat = Condom
Pearl Necklace = ejaculating on escort’s neck and/or chest
Pillow Queen = an escort who likes to be on the receiving end of sex. The escort likes to be pleasured and not reciprocate
Pink Boxing = vaginal fisting
POS = Pussy on the Side
PPOS = Philippe’s Pussy on the Side
PS =Private Show Mostly dance only
PSE = Porn Star Experience
MPSE = Mathieu’s Porn Star Experience. The best of the best, usually only experienced once in a life time
PV = Private viewing: Dancing, modeling, perhaps a HJ; not usually FS
QCBJ = Quality Check by Jaap
Raincoat = Condom
REQ = Request
REV = Review
Reverse Cowgirl = woman rides on top, facing away
Remmy’s Reverse Cowgirl = woman rides on top, facing away whilst reading the Financial Times
Reverse massage = client massages the escort
Reverse Oral = client performs oral sex on the escort
Reverse Marius Oral = client performs oral sex on himself
Rimming or Rimjob = Anilingus. Erotic stimulation achieved by licking the anus
Rusty Trombone = when the man or customer is on his knees and hands and the escort mastrubates the client hanging over him from behind
Russian = Penis between her breasts
Robert’s Russian = Penis in armpit
San Juan Capistrano = BBBJTC and she swallows
Sandbag or Sandbagger = a review or reviewer that misleads the reader by giving unwarranted praise to an escort
Sans = Without. For instance used as in “She provided french sans beret”
Screening = an escort or agency does a pre-session background check on a new client. For instance collecting verifiable personal info such as the hobbyist’s real name, place of employment, home or work phone, home or work address, or a referral from a trusted provider. Upfront deposits may also be used as a screening tool to hedge against no-shows. A client can also ask for a screening, asking to see the escort prior to taking a decision to donate some money to her trust fund
Self-post = an escort posts a highly positive review of herself or her agency to increase business
Self-Service = Masturbation. e.g. “It was a self-service experience” Normally there is no contact with the escort, but the man can masturbate
Sensual Massage = Not usually full service. Expect only massage, but hope for more
Session = Paid time spent with an escort
SFH = Sex or escort for hire
SG = Street girl
Shemale or Heshe = Transexual. Mostly male escort who hasn’t had SRS. Penis may or may not get erect
Shill = client who writes unwarranted positive reviews in exchange for discounts or special favors from an escort
Shots on goal = Attempts to reach orgasm. For instance “She allowed multiple shots on goal”
Sixty Nine or Soixante Neuf or 69 = Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaeneously
Slam, Slammed = an unwarranted harsh review or abusive criticism of an escort
SO = Significant other
SOG = Shots on goal, attempts at orgasm
SOMF = Sat on my face
South of the border = Genital area
Southern France = BJ without a condom
SP = Service Provider, escort
Spanish = Penis, finger or toy comes out of her ass, and goes directly into her mouth
Spinner = very petite escort. For instance “Sit and Spin”
Squirting or Squirter = Female ejaculation, an escort who ejaculates
SRS = Sexual reassignment surgery
STD = Sexually transmitted disease
Sting = A female police officer poses as an escort
Street action = escort that is solicited on public streets
Summer teeth = some are there, some are not
Sunshine or sunny = without a condom
SW = street worker
Sybian = mechanical sex device that is in the shape of half-barrel with a dildo attachment mounted in the middle
Take care of business = Payment or donation is made to the escort. For instance “She wanted to take care of business first”
Teabag or Teabagging = Man squats and dips his testicles into escort’s mouth
Throne Job = Self-service hand job
Tipping required = Hidden charges, escort demands more than the advertised price in order to perform, or bargains hard for various services
Took one for the team, TOFTT = A client reviews an escort who was no good. Ostensibly, he has helped save other members of the community (the team) from making the same mistake
Toss the salad = Anilingus
Translation or translator = Condom For instance “She spoke fluent french without a translator”
Trick = sex act for money
Tuft= description of pubic hair
TUMA = Tongue up the escort’s ass or her tongue up your ass
Turn tricks = escort service
Umbrella = Condom
Uncovered = Without a condom
VFM = Value For Money
WAH = derived from Wahei, meaning peaceful, harmonious and calm. Can also mean Wild Ass Humping
Water Sports = Urination play
WF = Wild Fuck
WG = Working girl
Womyn = an alternative spelling of woman or women
Working girl = an escort
YMMV = Your Mileage May Vary
YMMV Girl = escort girl who is known for being inconsistent in her attitude and service
411 = Information. For instance “I got the 411 on her from my friend”
420 = Marijuana